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factorypilot
25-03-2008, 23:39
wanted to give some advice but not sure what to write ...so my rendition of sun screen...........by baz lerman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OojsLDYr7RY&feature=related

Enjoy the power and beauty of your gixer; oh never mind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your gixer until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of your bike and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous it really looked….You’re not as fast as you
imagine.

Don’t worry about the trackday; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to go faster than a gixer on a Honda.
The real troubles in your life are the stupid decisions you make; the kind that make you high side coming out of the foggy esses on a track day friday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Don’t be reckless with other people’s trackspace, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.

Floss

Don’t waste your time on tryin to catch your mate who just passed you; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the day is long, and in the end, you are only as fast as
yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old bike leathers, throw away your old condoms.

Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t go fast on your first trackday
…the fastest people I know didn’t go fast on theirs ….
The ones that do spent a lot of time watching and learning…
those that didn’t are still slow

Get plenty of tyres.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you‘ll enjoy it, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll do lots more,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll stop trackdays at 40, maybe you’ll still duff up the youngsters on the inside at 50…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your gixer,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..

Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own garage.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read harley davidson magazines, they will only make you feel sick.

(Brother and sister together we'll make it through
Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there
I know you've been hurting, and I know I've been waiting to be there
for you. And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.
Everybody's free.)

Get to know your limits, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good.

Be nice to your fellow gixer junkies; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that bikes come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in cornering and
getting your kneedown because the older you get, the more aching joints you’ll have than when you were young.

Live down south once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in up north once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, petrol will rise, gixers will
get faster, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young bikes were fast, you looked good in your leathers and white lightning tasted good.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, you will look like scotty or k7 dave

Be careful whose riding advice you take, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.

But trust me on the trackdays…

(Brother and sister together we'll make it through
Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there
I know you've been hurting, and I know I've been waiting to be there
for you. And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.
Everybody's free.)

seriously everyone have a good day out there hope i don't make anyone more nervous thats not the intention :blush: but if you need any advice ..ASK...if you are not comfortable in your group..SAY SO...if you feel like you are not riding well or are just bricking it...COME IN AND TAKE A BREATHER.(you are not obliged to stay out for all the session)...take your time watch and learn.....first timers ,, you'll be fine..it's not my first and i'm still nervous.
ALOT OF WORK BY A FEW (you know who they are)HAS GONE INTO ORGANIZING THIS....ALL THEY ASK IS THAT WE ALL BEHAVE AS WE SHOULD

the advice is free so take it or leave it:shrug:

k7 dave
25-03-2008, 23:47
Are there any groups under novice :whistle: :get:



And Factory Pilot that must have taken you ages to write that out :lmao:

factorypilot
25-03-2008, 23:48
Are there any groups under novice :whistle: :get:



And Factory Pilot that must have taken you ages to write that out :lmao:
yea got nothing better to do....the mrs is textin er chav mates innit:acute:

k7 dave
25-03-2008, 23:54
Not me m8 im on here :whistle: :mmm: :lmao:

jester
25-03-2008, 23:55
very good but you got too much time on your hands

Mr Brightside
25-03-2008, 23:58
Brilliant! Rep added!

scottyh
26-03-2008, 00:07
Brillient Mart.:worship:

Very funny, very clever, and a very good way to get a serious point across :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

Oh, and Sunscreen by Baz Lerman is one of my all time favorite tunes. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

wookey
26-03-2008, 00:10
Excellent :thumbsup:

that must of taken fooking ages to write that :lol: :ws:

Shilly39
26-03-2008, 00:14
that must of taken fooking ages to write that :lol: :ws:

Reckon it took FP 4 months, seeing as we've all known about the t/d for the last 5 months ;) :lol:

jester
26-03-2008, 00:15
yeah rep added cuz it must have taken some thought to put that together

wrecker
26-03-2008, 00:58
Good post Mart (although I agree you must have way to much time on your hands!), but you're only getting rep off me if you overtake me on the inside round Melbourne hairpin with your elbow down... :lol:

GixerFixer
26-03-2008, 00:59
blimey that really is good shit eh mart.. <cough smoke haze>

Rain Dog
26-03-2008, 01:35
nice one mart. You must've uncorked the good cider methinks :) See you on Friday - in my mirrors obviously :D

Big Nick
26-03-2008, 08:53
I LOVE IT!!!

Great work mate, made me chuckle!

K3_600
26-03-2008, 10:23
Superb. Loved it. :nice:

factorypilot
26-03-2008, 15:50
yea got too much time on me hands....but only when i'm at work on site pushin a paint brush around....:agree:
glad it is appreciated...just wanted to remind peeps so it was fresh in their mind without sounding too patronising:shrug:

and yes k7 dave i am a painter/duckerator:rage:

kathk2
26-03-2008, 17:32
that's just put a massive smile on my face.

loved the original and the 'gixer' take on it is genius

nice one

factorypilot
26-03-2008, 17:54
that's just put a massive smile on my face.

loved the original and the 'gixer' take on it is genius

nice one
thanks ...just found the original words to song and altered them

x21ekx
26-03-2008, 18:12
100% Rep added Top post of the day! :thumbsup:

zuki
26-03-2008, 23:26
I don't swear often but f*ck me Mart that was brilliant! Rep added :D

Mrs factorypilot
27-03-2008, 00:21
:worship: this is where you've been! :lol:

Space
27-03-2008, 00:23
lol awesome! :D